If you’re not a 30-something woman who spent 2 hours of her Monday night watching TV while slurping on chardonnay and melted ice cream soup with a pashmina wrapped around your legs, then you probably didn’t watch The Bachelorette this season. (And I say that as a trick who regrets not watching it, because Chad seems like my dream man.) So in case you didn’t, NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers’ brother Jordan Rodgers won the show and now he’s engaged to JoJo Fletcher. I know, JoJo and Jordan. Their couple name is JoJoJo, which is actually pretty hot, because that sounds like the code for a threeway jerk-off. But I digress…
Aaron Rodgers was never on The Bachelorette and he has never met his brother’s new fiancee and UsWeekly says that it’s because of his girlfriend, the family-wrecking demoness hussy known as Olivia Munn!
Aaron is estranged from his family and it was brought up on The Bachelorette. Jordan and the other Rodgers brother, Luke Rodgers, made it seem like Aaron isn’t close with his family anymore because he let fame get to his head and he’s all about that Hollywood life now. There’s also been rumors that Aaron’s family can’t stand Olivia. UsWeekly co-signs that rumor and also says that the feeling is mutual. A source dribbled this out:
“[Olivia] has a strong personality and every meeting she has had with them has gone badly. The family says Aaron stopped talking to them. While Aaron says they don’t talk because his family doesn’t like Olivia. The family is torn apart, and it’s playing out in the media.”
The source also dramatically said that the family drama is stressing JoJo and Jordan out.
I wish I could relate to this story, but I can’t. All of my boyfriends’ families loved me, only they showed it in non-traditional ways, like calling me a disgusting piece of trash as they sprayed Febreze at me while chasing me out of the house. But really, it’s weird that there’s a riff. I mean, Olivia and Aaron love the cameras, and JoJo and Jordan love the cameras, so you’d think they’d bond over their mutual love for the cameras while being in front of the cameras.
If UsWeekly is telling the truth, then Olivia should try to fix things and maybe she should have Aaron’s family over and serve them Japanese sweet potatoes. There’s magic in Japanese sweet potatoes! They changed Olivia Munn’s face so maybe they can change the hate that Aaron’s family has in their hearts for Olivia!
And here’s JoJo and her Sky Dancer-looking man Jordan outside of Good Morning America a couple of days ago: