Night Crumbs

August 4, 2016 / Posted by:

“God dammit, I knew I should’ve fucking auditioned for goddamned Britney’s Vegas show instead,” thought that dancer as the Hello Kitty Uniconrie Rainbow Empress used him as a throne at the presentation for her E! reality show – Lainey Gossip 

Now that Cameron Douglas is out of the clink, he’s ready to summon out your panty pudding with his hot prison yard body… *crickets* – Celebitchy

Phaedra Parks is defending the ex-client who allegedly tried to bomb her office and says it was all just a Monty Python-esque misunderstanding – Reality Tea

Why is Rita Ora dressed like an extra from Doom Generation? – Drunken Stepfather

Scary Spice keeps it demure and elegant – Drunken Stepfather

Watchmen got an honest trailer – The Superficial 

I’m disappointed that Bret Easton Ellis did not quote cloud yeller Clint Eastwood by calling this generation the Pussy Generation – OMG Blog

Goopy Paltrow and Will.i.cant will mentor app designers on a reality show for Apple. There’s so much NO in that news – Jezebel

Adam Lambert as Eddie from The Rocky Horror Picture Show looks like a constipated Jo CalderoneTowleroad

Jennifer Garner wore a boring dress to the premiere of the movie that I can’t wait to see while 45 layers of stoned – Popoholic

Little Britney” is a mom again – Starcasm

Cara Delawhatever’s ass crack did EsquireHollywood Tuna 

Remember when Heidi Montag wasn’t broke and Kim Kartrashian didn’t look like an alien Real Doll? – SOW

BOOO! Katy Perry’s video for Rise should’ve been one loooooooong shot of Orlando Bloom’s peen getting hard in slow-motion – Just Jared

Now THIS is my idea of a wake-up call (sans the music, lights and Brit Brit Spears) – Popsugar

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