Less than three weeks after she walked down to the courthouse and slipped some divorce papers in the slot marked “DEAD MARRIAGES” (that’s how it works, right?), Drew Barrymore is officially divorced from her third husband Will Kopelman. Page Six says their divorce was finalized in Manhattan. It was an uncontested divorce, which means there was no messy fight over money or custody of their two children, Olive and Frankie. A source says that’s exactly how Drew and Will wanted it.
Unlike some celebrity marriages that end with two people angrily growling at each other on social media while guarding their checking accounts like food-aggressive chihuahuas, Drew and Will wanted to play nice and settle their divorce quickly.
“Drew and Will both wanted the divorce done expeditiously. They didn’t want a messy divorce. They are still friends – in fact they are all together in Nantucket right now.”
Drew Barrymore started making money at 7 and Will Kopelman was born rich, so it’s not that shocking that they wouldn’t fight over cash and houses and their kids. Not to mention that Drew doesn’t really seem like the type. She’s so chill. I mean, she once responded to ice cold shade from Martha Stewart by shrugging and chugging. So even if Will really wanted to get messy in divorce court, Drew probably wouldn’t have let it get that way. “You want the houth? Thure. You want all the houthes? Eh, I’ll go crash with Cameron Diaz for a while. Just call my lawyer if you need me to thign anything else. Or you can thign it for me. My thignature is a daisy!”