Earlier today I wrote about Michelle Pugh, Ozzy Osbourne’s celebrity hairstylist side piece of four years, talking to People about her recently-ended affair with Ozzy. Michelle said she still dreams about Ozzy, and that he gave her the “greatest love” she’d ever known. Michelle even accepted Ozzy’s decision to leave Michelle and go back to Sharon Osbourne. All in all, it sounded like Michelle had nothing but love in her heart for that old mumbling bat biter. Michelle’s interview was completely devoid of cheater drama. Well, it turns out there is some major drama between Michelle Pugh and an Osbourne, just not the one she was carrying on a 4-year affair with.
TMZ says Michelle has filed a lawsuit against Kelly Osbourne. Michelle’s lawsuit includes a whole mess of accusations stemming from Kelly’s decision to take several verbal swipes at her daddy’s mistress on Twitter last May. Kelly tweeted Michelle’s phone number and said she’s the person to call if you want some cheap chunky low-lights or “a blow out and a blow job.” When someone reminded Kelly that it takes two to do the cheater tango, she hissed: “My father is almost 70 ever heard of elder abuse?” Kelly’s shots were so cheap and low, they were practically a color job by Michelle.
Michelle claims in the legal documents she was slut-shamed, bullied, and harassed by Kelly. She claims Kelly’s cracks, like the one about elder abuse, were defamatory and have negatively impacted her bank account. Michelle says she lost business as a celebrity hairstylist. She also calls Kelly’s behavior emotionally damaging. Michelle also takes umbrage with Kelly’s accusations that she was trying to wreck Sharon and Ozzy’s home. Michelle reminds us again that her affair with Ozzy was a long-term thing. She also alleges that when the news broke that Sharon and Ozzy were calling it quits again, it was because they were fighting about money, not Michelle.
In a surprise twist, Kelly hasn’t yet tweeted anything about Michelle’s lawsuit. I’m sure Lady Gaga is laughing at all of this.
TMZ says Michelle also let it be known in her lawsuit that Ozzy wasn’t ever bankrolling her. Speaking of money, it’s not known how much Michelle is asking for with this lawsuit. But if Michelle wants to really make Kelly’s words come back and bite her in the ass, she should ask for twice as much as Kelly spends annually on purple hair dye. “Sorry Kelly, looks like it’s discount brown box dye for you! Let me know if you want me to do it for you. You still have my number, right?”