Either I haven’t noticed Tom Hiddleston’s bulge situation until now or that’s an air bubble. Or maybe he’s wearing the chastity belt that Taylor Swift and him agreed to wear until after their wedding on the Emmys red carpet next month.
Before Kim Kartrashian exposed Taylor Swift as a low-down dirty liar, she and Tom Hiddleston were hitting the ho stroll all the time and it felt like not a day went by when you didn’t find yourself dry heaving out a cloud of UGH while looking at pictures of them being all lovey. They spread their organic love all through NYC, Rhode Island, Nashville, Los Angeles, Italy, England and Australia, where they stayed for a bit while he shot Thor 3. Recently, they’ve only been spotted out in the wild here and there, and on Monday night, Tom left L.A. without the bland growth named Taylor Swift attached to his side. People says that Tom went back to Australia to shoot more scenes for Thor 3 and he went all by myself!
Everyone (yes, EVERYONE) has been wondering what is going on? Did contract re-negotiations break down? Did Tom wake up from his haze while playing house with Tay and her Cabbage Patch Doll collection and realize that he’s too old for this shit? Did their PR team and writers put a “break-up” in the script weeks ago, because they know that every good romance needs a part in the story where the two main characters go and ~find themselves~ so they can realize that they really belong together? The answer is: none of the above, apparently.
There’s no need to put “true love” on the side of a milk carton, because Hollywood Life says that there’s a good reason for why Tay stayed behind in L.A.. She’s moving houses. And a source (who totally doesn’t carry a business card that reads “Taylor Swift’s PR Whore“) tells People that everything is fine between ToTay and they probably have the extra sads right now since they’re not attached to each other:
“Tom and Taylor seem great. They spent quiet nights at Taylor’s home and she seemed very happy that he spent time in L.A. with her. After their long Australia trip, you would think they need some space. But they are the happiest when they are together.”
That also explains why Taylor hasn’t been papped by herself really. Taylor has been too busy crying on the floor of her bedroom while clutching the “Name A Star” certificate that Tom gave her on their week anniversary. Yes, Taylor bought the certificate herself, wrapped it and just told Tom to hand it to her, but still.
And here’s Tom struttin’ that bulge while leaving the gym in L.A. a couple of days before he left for Australia: