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August 2, 2016 / Posted by:

From the Department of Justin Bieber’s Future: Florida’s biggest douche rash Vanilla Ice got asshole-y with a Delta agent when he missed his flight and then cursed out a passenger who defended the employee. The best part is that the passenger who butt in was wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt and Ice told him he wasn’t worthy enough to wear it. Wearing a TMNT t-shirt out in public is one thing, but getting called out by Vanilla Ice for wearing it is another. That man will never be able to show his face in public again!  – Celebuzz

If you’re a vampire, can you please come over and glamour the memory of Celine Dion choosing Justin Bieber over Justin Trudeau out of my brain? – Lainey Gossip

In RiRi’s spread for W Magazine, she looks like an exploding Christmas ornament in the post-apocalypse – Drunken Stepfather

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have been laying low, and maybe because they’re renegotiating their short-term contract – Celebitchy

Matthew McConaughey did an interview about becoming Wild Turkey’s new creative director, and damn, the deep-thinking Matthew McConaughey from the Lincoln commercials IS the real Matthew McConaughey. If it’s not too late, dude needs to change his weed strain immediately – The Superficial

More like Aubrey O’Day got advice from Kim Kartrashian on how to leak your own nude pics and make it look like you didn’t – Reality Tea

I thought that Katie Holmes was still shooting that mini-series where she plays Jackie O so these pictures made me say, “I must’ve missed Jackie O’s coochie cutters era…” – Popoholic

The next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars is probably going to be extra messy and I can’t wait – Towleroad

Selena Gomez is serving up a granny panties murph in some photo shoot – Hollywood Tuna 

Joe Biden married a gay couple at his house, and it’s sweet, but this whole time I thought he lived in a giant tanning bed – Pajiba

Kate McKinnon and her pussy: a love story – OMG Blog

Joanna Krupa’s nipples were in a magazine – (NSFW) – The Nip Slip

Anton Yelchin’s parents have dropped a wrongful death lawsuit into the lap of Fiat Chrysler – HuffPo

The Bachelorette’s pick looks like a really happy asparagus – Just Jared

The ratings for Keeping Up With The Kardashians must be up, because Satan smiled through a volcano the other day – SOW

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