The dogs who ran a car into a Walmart after their human left their asses in there to shop!
Some messes out there still think that their dog friends would rather sit in a stuffy chamber of death as they buy Metamucil and pink wine in Walmart than stay at home where their pooches won’t risk getting swooped up by the Grim Reaper after the sun cooks ’em dead. One 70-something memaw falls into that category, because on Friday afternoon, she left her two pooches in the car as she shopped at a Walmart in Wayne, West Virginia. Only these dogs fought back (that’s what I’m telling myself anyway)!
WSAZ 3 says that the lady did leave the car running, which is nice for the dogs, I guess, because of air conditioning. But it’s also a nice gesture for lazy car thieves who just hate dealing with pesky hot wiring. While their human shopped inside, the dogs had it (again, that’s what I’m telling myself) and somehow rolled down the window before knocking the car out of gear. The car rolled toward the Walmart and bumped into it. Since the car was moving as slowly as a drool drop dripping down the side of Ryan Lochte’s mouth as he tries to make a thought, nobody was hurt and there was barely any damage to the Walmart and the car. A snail could’ve gotten out of that car’s way in time.
Here’s riveting security surveillance video footage of the Rollforward Pooches running into the House of Rollback Prices. This looks like a scene straight out of the all-pooch reboot of The Fast and The Furious titled The Not-So-Fast and The Furriest.
The police showed up, but the lady wasn’t charged with anything and was allowed to drive her dogs home. The dogs, however, were charged with driving without a license, driving while not wearing a seatbelt and vandalism. No, but now that those dogs have the thrill of driving in their veins, I’m sure they’ll drive everywhere. And when they drive to the dog park to meet up with their friends, they won’t make their human wait in the car. I mean, someone has to pick up the poop.
(For Malakas, Joan B. and Eric)