Donald Trump Hates Babies!

August 2, 2016 / Posted by:

Remember that picture, because in about 20 years, those babies will be on an episode of Maury (yes, Maury is going to live forever) talking about their phobia of cheese balls, and we’ll know how it started.

I see that Donald Trump is trying to win over all of the people whose spirit has been slowly scraped away layer by layer from the wailing sound of a bawling baby on a long flight. But then again, he’s also fucking with the Mommy Brigade and when you fuck with the Mommy Brigade, there’s no saving you.

CBS News says that the flaming gonad was speaking to his supporters at a rally in Virginia this morning when he was interrupted by a crying baby (not the one in the picture above). Trump played nice at first by rambling out some words about how he loves babies, and he loves that baby’s cries. But after realizing that the crying baby was getting more attention than him, he served the kid with some GTFO papers and deported the child from the venue!

“Actually I was only kidding. You can get the baby out of here. That’s all right. Don’t worry. I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I’m speaking. That’s okay. People don’t understand. That’s okay.”

HAHAHA! And here’s the footage via Politco:

After Trump’s Secret Service detail kicked that baby out of there, they went onto the stage, picked him up and started to carry him away. When he threw them a confused look, one of them said, “Wha? I thought you wanted to rid the place of all the cry babies.”

Pic: AP

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