Well, this will be sad news for fans of relationships between gorgeous-boobed humans and singers with an X-Men-like ability to remove mommy panties with their voice. E! News says that Kat Dennings and Josh Groban have broken up after almost two years. A source – who may or may not have been Sophie with a couple extra minutes on a prepaid Polish calling card – tells E! that the breakup was “mutual.”
“They are still friends and care about each other, but it’s not the right time for them now as a couple.”
On a happier note, this means Josh Groban is one step closer to reconnecting with his true soulmate: Sweet Dee.
Neither Josh nor Kat have confirmed they recently tossed their love in a wood chipper. Although the last picture of Josh Groban on Kat Denning’s Instagram page is from way back in February, so make of that what you will. But otherwise, nothing else. Where’s the screen-grab of a break-up announcement starting with the words “It is with a heavy heart…” written on an iPhone in the Notes app and posted to Instagram? Did Kat and Josh forget that they’re famous people? Announcing your break up though a “source” is so 2015. I guess neither of them got the famous people memo that 2016 is the year of releasing your very important news with a screen grab from the Notes app.