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August 1, 2016 / Posted by:

Del Monte Bubble Gum Pudding!

Bubble gum pudding sounds like something that oozed out of the pores of the 1980s, but it didn’t go on supermarket shelves until 1991. Del Monte probably figured that there were a lot of people who were still craving food fuckery from the 1980s, so they created a pudding that looks like it was barfed up by Bazooka Joe. Del Monte said in a press release back in 1991 that studies showed that the taste buds of children couldn’t get enough of bubble gum flavor. Del Monte got on that trend by busting out Bubble Gum pudding. It didn’t last very long, because surprisingly there weren’t a lot of people out there who chewed gum and thought to themselves, “This gum would be so much better if it was the consistency of extra thick Pepto-Bismol.”

Every time Baskin-Robbins is out of pink bubble gum ice cream, I do the emotional slide against an invisible wall while screaming, “NOOOOO,” so Del Monte’s Bubble Gum pudding is probably something I would’ve loved. But that “Chew The Right Thing” tagline doesn’t exactly sell that shit. The only time I’ve really chewed pudding is when my mom tried to make a healthy, sugar-less version and it came out about as smooth and creamy as half-dried brown glue.

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