Tyler Hoechlin Has A Big Ass

July 30, 2016 / Posted by:

This is not a complaint. This is observation and admiration. And lust. Witness Tyler Hoechlin’s gigantic butt in a Superman suit:

Those contents are under pressure. He looks like he’s smuggling two kickballs back there. He must do squats in his sleep. Sleepsquatting! Unless those buttcheeks are some kind of implants. That would be disappointing, especially if you went to smack him on the ass and every bone in your hand shattered. Implants can oftimes harden.

The Teen Wolf actor is playing Superman in season two of Supergirl. Here he is on the set in Vancouver. Did they hire him as Superman because of his super bubble butt? I’d be in yoga pants every day, down at the gym and always making sure to slightly bend for everything so all the menfolk could admire my voluptuous ass. I probably wouldn’t be a member there for much longer after that display but it would be worth it if just one sessy type invited me to “take a steam” with him.

Check out more pics in the gallery below. Or just stare at that ass tweet while thanking the inventor of spandex profusely.

Pics: PCN, FameFlynet

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