Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 30, 2016 / Posted by:

Joyce Beatty, a U.S. Representative from Ohio and the newly crowned President of the United States of Petty!

By popular demand, today’s HSOTD crown goes to Representative Joyce Beatty who executed some Jedi-levels of shade on the last night of the DNC on Thursday when she gave a speech while wearing the exact same dress that current reigning Queen of Copy + Pasting Melania Trump wore while spitting out Michelle Obama’s stolen words at the RNC. The dress, made by Serbian-born designer Roksanda Ilincic, cost $2,190, which is a lot of money for an ensemble you can recreate using a white dress from Ann Taylor Loft and clown collars, but that is besides the point. Because the move that Rep. Joyce Beatty pulled was priceless.

Rep. Joyce busted out some old church lady revenge shit. It’s like when your mom and auntie get into a fight, and your mom gets revenge by making your auntie’s signature dish and bringing it to a family party. Rep. Joyce taking a page out of Melania Trump’s playbook by snatching her look went viral, of course. Alexis Carrington Colby’s apprentice was asked about it after her speech, and she pretty much went all I don’t know her” by saying that she had no idea she was wearing the same dress. Joyce claimed that her husband, Otto Beatty Jr., bought her the dress and asked her to wear it. Uh huh, I guess a shade master never reveals her secrets:

This reminded me of Queen Aretha flawlessly dissing Taylor Swift with that “great gowns, beautiful gowns” line. Joyce Beatty did that, only she wore that beautiful gown too! All hail Joyce Beatty!

Pics: Getty

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