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July 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Tim Kaine’s wave!

Ever since my eyes first captured Tim Kaine greeting the people, I’ve been meaning to pay tribute to his glorious butterfly fluttering wave. It was in full effect on the last night of the Democratic National Convention. The internet keeps saying that Tim Kaine IS your dad, but to me, Tim Kaine is your nice uncle. He’s the uncle who always called you “buddy,” wrote a Dr. Seuss quote on your graduation card and once got away from the grown-ups at a family party to watch Homeward Bound with the kids (but left when he started to get emotional). But back to his magnificent spirit fingers.

After Hillary Clinton’s speech last night, Tim Kaine and his luscious bunny rabbit lashes joined her, and the running mates joined hands and waved at everyone. Tim Kaine sometimes does a double wave like he’s in church and receiving the holy spirit, but it’s his one-handed hand quiver that really gives my soul the sweet tingles. It’s as if Tim Kaine thinks that there miiiight be a chance the air feels pain, so he just gently taps it. Behold, Tim Kaine’s “jazz hand in slow motion” wave!

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I love it. It’s how I wave to babies, because in my mind, it’s sign language for “goo goo ga ga.”

I’ve seen some dead-inside haters on Twitter and beyond say that Tim Kaine needs to work on his wave. Um, no, they need to work on accepting that Tim Kaine’s wave is absolutely perfect and the only thing that needs changing is their basic ass taste in hand waving skills. Besides, Tim Kaine’s wave has always been dazzling. I have obtained this EXCLUSIVE footage of Tim Kaine waving as a child (and this EXCLUSIVE footage also doubles as my response to the TK wave haters.)

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Here’s Hillary’s speech, and at around the 1 hour, 1 minute mark Tim Kaine comes out and gently taps the air with his hand. Tim was also really into the balloons and got right in them, so I hope someone pulled him out of that lake of balloons at the end of the night:

This election is going to become an even bigger code 10 MESS, but at least my spirit will get a quick jolt of YES every time Tim Kaine waves.

Pic: Getty

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