Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling After Getting Jumped By A Gang Of Doily Plant Hangers
I guess one way for always-broke Tori Spelling to make ice cold Candy Spelling feel sorry for her and give her money is to go out in public wearing a beyond tragic ensemble made out of a dusty $2 tablecloth from a dead lady’s estate sale, a macrame wall hanging from The Salvation Army and vintage doily bib that was once worn by a Victorian baby. That outfit is so busted that not even Dean McDermott would fuck it behind Tori’s back.
For some weird reason, Tori Spelling is still invited to things and last night she and Dean showed up to a charity event called Raising The Bar To End Parkinson’s in Studio City, CA last night. If Tori Spelling really wants to end Parkinson’s, she has a funny way of showing it, because that dress is doing the opposite. It’s got me shaking my head. But seriously, I thought that one of the main reason for inviting someone to a charity event is so that they’d donate actual money. You know “money,” the thing that Tori and Dean reportedly don’t have. Tori and Dean probably “accidentally” left their wallets at home and then they pulled out a duffle bag and filled it with the floral centerpieces, which they later sold outside of a Conroy’s florist shop.
Then again, I would’ve never heard of the Raising The Bar To End Parkinson’s event if Tori didn’t show up wearing a giant lace dildo cozy. Tori is raised awareness, so she totally deserved those floral centerpieces.
Pics: Wenn.com