Last night at a Drake show in Chicago, Kanye West gave his wife a gold star in Snatchchatting and said that nobody can talk shit about him anymore (we can and we will). As Kanye showed the people that delusion still powers his brain, his nemesis Taylor Swift was all the way in Santa Monica, CA having a romantic dinner with Tom Hiddleston at the chain restaurant Hillstone. Sources say (no they didn’t) that the dinner was so romantic that Tom only looked down once at the Countdown app on his phone to see how much longer he has on his contract with her. Okay, he may have also looked at it real quick while she texted her publicist to let the paps know that they were about to sashay out.
A source spilled out all the mesmerizing details about ToTay’s romantical date to People:
“They were tucked away in the second floor of the restaurant. They seemed to really be enjoying each others’ company. Tom drove them to the restaurant. They held hands and looked very happy. Taylor was pretty in a black top and skirt.”
Yup, that’s it. That’s all the source said! Did Tom escort Taylor to the bathroom when she had to tinkle (that’s what she calls it) because he’s that kind of gentlemen? Did the server give Tom and Taylor a free heart-shaped mini-cheesecake because they were so inspired by their love? Did Tom and Taylor barely eat their food because they were too busy blowing air kisses at each other from across the table? Those are the kind of details we need to know! The source probably gave People more details, but People is saving it, because a Tom and Taylor dinner date is worth at least 4 or 5 articles.
And the paparazzi just so happened to be hanging outside of Hillstone in Santa Monica when Tom and Taylor strolled out hand-in-hand. (Side note: I was a 90s teen, so I can’t help but not like her black velvet two piece from Charlotte Russe.)
Taylor and Tom out for dinner together last night in Santa Monica pic.twitter.com/EkV0hHR0B0
— Taylor Swift News (@TSwiftNZ) July 28, 2016
Oh, it’s just a real and genuine couple being real and genuine after a real and genuine date! And in every one of those pictures, Tom looks like he’s on the line between “laughing to keep from crying” and “full-on bawling into his hands.”