Pokémoan, the line of Pokemon dildos!
Every serious business person knows that you gotta strike while the iron is hot, and in this case, you gotta strike the pussy while the Pokemon is hot. An Etsy sex toy seller based out of Australia is selling four limited-edition dildos that are perfect for the Poke-head who wants to unwind after a long day of catching Pokemon by catching Pokedildos with their fuck parts. Your dreams have come true if you’ve always wanted to make your ass looks like a Pikachu is trying to burrow up into it Richard Gere-style and if you’ve always wanted to snatch a Squirtle with your snatch.
You can get all four for ONLY AU$270.97 or you can pick between “Charmy” (which looks like Heat Miser’s dick), “Bulby” (which looks like the Jolly Green Giant’s dick and nuts), “Squirty” (which looks like one of the Blue Man Group dudes in a Ninja Turtle costume) and a Pikachu tail ass plug. The descriptions alone may make your Jigglypuff jiggle. (I don’t speak fluent Pokemon, so I have no idea what the hell I’m saying.)
’Bulby’ – A grass type Pokémoan. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have. It’s seed is 5cm wide and 4cm tall and its body is 16cm tall and 3.5cm wide.
‘Charmy’ – A slightly thinner, fire type Pokémoan with a flaming tail. Standing 18cm tall and 4cm wide at its widest point Charmy gives intense orgasms everywhere it goes.
‘Squirty’ – A water Pokémoan. Squirty has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back. Its bubbly head measures 4cm wide whilst his body measures 6cm wide and 14cm tall.
‘Piky’ – This small electric type anal Pokémoan is a perfect size for the average Pokémoan trainer. Piky is an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team. Its insertable size is 2.5cm wide by 4cm tall and his tail is 8cm long.