Don’t Hold Your Breath Waiting For Jennifer Garner To Take Ben Affleck Back

July 28, 2016 / Posted by:

The last time we checked in on the status of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s not-quite-together/not-quite-divorced situation, sources claimed that she had such a wonderful time in Europe with her estranged husband and their kids while he shot Justice League. It was so wonderful that when she returned home, she refused to talk about those divorce papers that she hasn’t filed. It all sounded very romantic, like a tourism campaign aimed at estranged couples who want a really expensive band-aid for their marriage problems.

Several other sources have spoken out recently and they say that Ben and Jen’s time in Europe didn’t make them call up their travel agent and book a second honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, as InTouch would like you to believe. A source tells E! News that any stories about Jen and Ben getting back together are as bogus as some of the hairs on his head.

“There are no plans for a second honeymoon anywhere. They are 100 percent still separated and focused on co-parenting for the kids’ sake.”

Another source adds: “It is a fabricated story. They are not honeymooning, but they are just continuing along.

Jen and Ben have been separated for over a year, and since then it’s been constant back-and-forth updates from “sources.” One day a source will say that a candle is still flickering in Jen’s heart for Ben and every trip they take to the Brentwood farmer’s market is bringing them closer together. The next day a source will say Jen is merely tolerating Ben’s ass for the sake of their three kids. I don’t know who these sources are, but they should all apply for jobs writing original screenplays for the Hallmark Channel.

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