Night Crumbs
No, this Eyes Wide Shut-themed cover of Complex starring Mimi wasn’t Photoshopped into another dimension. It’s obviously a full-on velvet painting, and a stunningly gorgeous one at that – Lainey Gossip
It doesn’t look like Wendi Deng is going to be the evil moll to Vladimir Putin’s Bond villain – Celebitchy
If people cared about Charisma Carpenter anymore, they’d probably go after her for that cultural appropriation – Drunken Stepfather
Anthony Weiner wants to beat off Donald Trump Jr. – The Superficial
When you ain’t got shit to wear and the event is in 5 minutes, rip off the tablecloth, grab some napkins and make it work. Mila Kunis knows what I’m talking about – Egotastic!
The off-brand Barbie styling head named Kim Zolciak showed off her new lips on Snatchchat – Reality Tea
Suri Cruise has a new half-brother! – Just Jared
That Gilmore Girls mini-series got a new trailer – Towleroad
Hilary Duff switched up her “Walking To My Car” act with a “Walking Through The Park” act – Popoholic
Lindsey Vonn looked like a piece of Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape at the Bad Moms premiere – Hollywood Tuna
All of those forty-five million stupid ass Ice Bucket Challenge videos actually led to something good. I guess I’ll be eating barbecued crow tonight – Jezebel
Season 5 of Arrested Development is going to happen – HuffPo
The makers of the Breathe poster really fucked up when they didn’t hire Mimi’s Photoshop team – Pajiba
In case you missed the Looking movie, here’s Jonathan Groff with a face full of nalgas – OMG Blog
The teasers for American Horror Story season 6 are out. Based on those teasers, I’m guessing that the next season is all about a weekend in the kountry with the Kartrashians – Popsugar
Pic: Complex