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July 27, 2016 / Posted by:

Sam’s Car from Who’s The Boss?!

In season 5 of Who’s The Boss?, Sam gets her drivers license and so does her best friend Bonnie. Bonnie’s daddy buys her a brand new car, and that’s when the show taught parents an important lesson: “Don’t buy your teen kid some brand new shit for their first car!” Bonnie wrecks her new car in a quick minute. So for Sam’s first car, Tony gets her a used banana boat on wheels that’s longer than Tommy Lee’s dick and covered with red lights for safety. That school bus baby of a car may have been safe for Sam but not for the other drivers. If I saw a young trick driving that gigantic boat car, I’d put on a helmet and drive a different way, because that thing could take me out with one false swerve.

Sam had entered those snobby teenage years, so that banana boat embarrassed her. When Sam parks it at school, the asshole kids gather around and make fun of her. So to avoid getting made fun of again, Sam parks it far away from her school, and it gets snatched! When the police find it, Sam has to tell Tony that she’s an ungrateful brat and was embarrassed by the car.

Jonathan Bower would never! Actually Jonathan Bower probably would’ve paid someone to steal it, drive it to Canada, break it up for parts and torch it.

Honestly, Sam is dumb. All she had to do was drive her car to school and get Mona to walk by it and say, “What a stunning and luxurious automobile.” The kids would shut the hell up, because nobody disagrees with Mona.

(For Carly)

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