Night Crumbs
Miley Cyrus posted a picture on Instagram of her wearing a ring that some think is a wedding band, so that started the rumor that she and Liam Hemsworth got secret married. Please, like Miley is going to do something traditional like exchange wedding bands during the ceremony. I won’t believe that she and Liam got married until I see leaked pictures from the ceremony of them bonding their union by getting matching anal tats – Lainey Gossip
Prince William is selling his used Range Rover on Auto Trader for charity – Celebitchy
Today, elegance is spelled J-A-N-E-T M-O-N-T-G-O-M-E-R-Y – Drunken Stepfather
Jill Zarin is still clinging to the Real Housewives in the name of relevancy – Reality Tea
Kate Hudson’s Living The Life Tour has gone to Greece – Egotastic!
The people probably like anal warts more than Kimye so this isn’t saying much – The Superficial
Here’s Rita Ora giving you “sexy Unabomber sketch” – The Nip Slip
I see that the same clown did both Shenae Grimes and Ashley Tisdale’s makeup – Hollywood Tuna
A catfisher is catfishing as Nev Schulman from Catfish – Starcasm
Jenna Dewan is either stretching or trying to wiggle out a stuck fart – Popoholic
Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just being hard-up as usual by trying to find a peen print on Joey McIntyre – SOW
Speaking of peen prints…. – OMG Blog
Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel did a couples counseling skit…. and it really needed Sarah Silverman singing about fucking Matt Damon – Towleroad
Jay Mohr changed his mind about divorcing Nikki Cox – Just Jared
Beyonce and Blue Ivy Carter wore matching Beyhive garden party dresses in Paris – Popsugar
As Brittany Murphy’s ghost laughed, Mila Kunis said that Ashton Kutcher’s dick is as big as a can of Guinness – Pajiba
Pic: Instagram