Bandito and Luigi, the real life Milo & Otis!
I don’t know why this keeps happening to all of us, but it’s Monday again and before our already-bruised and battered brains get punched with more shitty news and dragged through a gutter full of smegma, let’s feed it a tiny nugget of adorableness in the form of this story about an adventure starring a pug, a pussy and two hot pieces. Bandito the Pug and Luigi the Puss became Instagram stars after their humans, Sebastian and his partner Finn, created their own page and posted pictures of the 497-mile long journey they took through Spain.
The Daily Mail (via The Telegraph) says that the family used to live in Barcelona and when Sebastian and Finn decided that they should all move to Marbella, they came up with the idea to hike there. (If you told me that picture above of Bandito making a level 10 FML life and Luigi making a “The HELL kind of drugs are you bitches on?” face was taken milliseconds after their humans told them they were going to hike from Barcelona to Marbella, I would not call you a liar.) No, Sebastian and Finn didn’t expect Bandito and Luigi to use their tiny legs to walk the entire way. Sebastian and Finn probably knew that if they made Bandito and Luigi hike the entire way, that pug and pussy would steal their money in their sleep on night one and use it to fly First Class to Malaga.
Sebastian and Finn sold pretty much everything they owned and use some of the money to buy an animal motor home (aka a doggy stroller) for Bandito and Luigi to lounge in as they traveled through Spain. Here’s Sebastian, Finn and Bandito and Luigi (both wondering if they’re fucking there yet) posing next to their doggy and pussy trailer home:
Bandito did walk a tiny bit of the way, and they all made it to their destination 6 weeks later without the pets murdering each other’s faces or murdering Sebastian and Finn. Sebastian said this to the DM:
“The trolley or tent are ‘safe’ areas so they always return if something has spooked them – mostly Luigi in the beginning and Bandito after he felt he had walked enough – he loves sitting and observing being pushed along. We knew we would turn back if it became stressful or unfair on them, they are the main priority all the way – as well as walking about 20km (12 miles) a day of course.”
Sebastian says that once Bandito and Luigi re-charge by taking 5,673,899 naps, they’re going to plan a few shorter journeys and adventures.
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A photo posted by Bandito and Luigi (@pugandcat) on
If Bandito or Luigi have had it with that traveling life, I’ll gladly take their place. I feel like I haven’t truly lived life until I’ve been pushed in a stroller by two hot pieces while wearing a pug costume.
Pic: Instagram (For Andrew)