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July 24, 2016 / Posted by:

Revlon’s Outrageous line of outrageous shampoos and outrageous conditioners that outrageously transformed your non-outrageous hair into an outrageous mane of outrageous beauty and outrageous shine!

The hair of the people today is a lot less outrageous than it was in the 90s, because sadly, Revlon’s Outrageous was discontinued in the US and you can only get it on eBay, Amazon and possibly in Canada. In the 90s, Revlon decided that the word “outrageous” wasn’t getting enough love, so they created  Outrageous shampoos and conditioners and outrageously used the word “outrageous” at least 5,689,488 times in the ads and commercials for it.

I don’t know if “Outrageous” was the right name. “Classy” or “Elegant” would’ve been better, because that’s exactly what the bottle design for Outrageous was. Back then, I thought the black bottles with gold writing was SO EDGY and SO CLASSY and SO GLAMOROUS. It looked like one of Alexis Carrington’s dildos. The commercials were also the corner where 90s glamour and 90s elegance met. “Nothing except for a hard 9 inch peen lying on a Double Double” is the only acceptable answer to the question: What’s better than Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer flipping their stringy hair to a Technotronic song in between shots of a gold satin bed sheet blowing in the wind made by a fan?

Okay, maybe I was wrong about how Revlon shouldn’t have went with the name “Outrageous.” Because according to Dictionary.com, the definition of “outrageous” is:

1. of the nature of or involving gross injury or wrong.
2. grossly offensive to the sense of right or decency. 
That name makes a lot more sense now, because I’m sure many hos tripped and injured themselves while running to the drugstore to buy Outrageous after seeing that outrageous commercial. And it was illegal and indecent for Claudia and Cindy’s hair to be full of that much body and shine. Outrageous!

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