Hot Slut Of The Day!
If you’re thinking to yourself, “Michael, you are so damn narcissistic for not only making yourself Hot Slut of the Day, but for also using a Photoshopped and mega filtered picture of yourself.” Fuck you! That’s offensive to Graham. I wish my torso was covered with micro-titties complete with nipples. That’s an entire motorboat convention on your body!
The Transport Accident Commission in the state of Victoria in Australia got Melbourne-based artiste Patricia Piccinini to create Graham, an interactive sculpture of a human who has “evolved” to withstand car crashes. They created Graham to get attention (pause) for road safety. The Guardian says that Patricia Piccinini worked with a road safety engineer and a trauma surgeon to put together Graham, and of course, they have their reasons for why he has a giant dickhead, a Michael Jackson nose, a field of turnover tits, a pug-like no-neck and inverted ears. They didn’t explain why he has that heart-shaped hairline, though….
They gave him knees that can bend all types of ways (where can I get a pair of those?), a no-neck so he has no neck to break, a flat fat face to protect his nose and ears, and airbag chichis to protect his ribs. The result was something that looks the three-way baby of the wolf creature from Dracula and the Michelin Man.
The chief executive of TAC said this about Graham:
“Cars have evolved a lot faster than humans, and Graham helps us understand why we need to improve every aspect of our roads system to protect ourselves from our own mistakes.”
They also released this video, which doesn’t really explain much:
The airbag torso dumplings, I get, but why did they put nips on them? They probably made those tits without the nips, looked at it and thought, “Needs nipples.” Good choice. We could all use more nipples.
(For JL, Kelly and Chris)