Lindsay Lohan’s Sexy Poses Will Bring On World Peace

July 21, 2016 / Posted by:

Mischa Barton got a lot of attention when she responded to the killing of Alton Sterling by posting a picture on Instagram of herself looking all sad-like in the face while luxuriating on a yacht in a black mourning bikini with a glass of pink wine in her hand. Mischa got dragged and had to delete the whole thing before releasing an apology. Fellow fallen star turned European yacht girl Lindsay Lohan was obviously inspired by Mischa’s post (read: inspired by all the attention she got) and on Tuesday, she prayed for world peace while posing for a picture that looks straight out of Daddyslist.com.

LiLo posted that “sexy but yet pondering world issues while pointing my toes” picture on Instagram and asked her followers to turn up for Nice and Turkey. She also added a deep thought that reads like it was co-written by Jack Daniels and a joint:

If history were to be folded … Where would we put the crease? Pray for the ones we lose everyday and appreciate every breathe you ?? we?? all ?? take #nice #turkey #turnup and do something (goodnight and sleep with an idea for the future)

I’m surprised she didn’t add the hashtag #AllBedSheetLivesMatter. And don’t even try to figure out what she wrote there. The weight of the WTFness in that caption will cause your brain to deflate.

Lindsay obviously moved many of her followers to heave into the nearest trashcan and they let her know what an inspiration she is in the comments:

It doesn’t even make sense. Another brainless celebrity trying to weigh in on global problems in an attempt to stay relevant.

Tone deaf, but then again, what could be expected from you?

SO insincere and such an in appropriate photo! WHo are you trying to impress with this picture?

Someone here want to USE what happened in Nice to make some personal advertisement.. Otherwise another photo would be used! Trash

did she just hashtag Nice and turnup in the same post? I mean I’m inappropriate but….

But seriously, those people are so damn rude and mean. Lindsay Lohan is such a selfless soul. I mean, she’s thinking about others while she’s going through a serious medical condition that has caused her hand to be stuck to her mouth since 2008!

Pic: Instagram

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