More than two and a half years ago, Justin Bieber – seen above looking about as tough and edgy as a Cool Crimp Kevin doll – got into some trouble with his neighbors The Schwartzes after his punk ass decided to egg their house. Justin eventually took a plea deal and was placed on probation for a year. He was also ordered to complete some community service, as well as paying Jeffrey and Suzanne Schwartz $20,000 in damages.
Justin was recently released from probation a month early after he shocked the people in charge of his community service by not being an insufferable brat the whole time. He also ended up paying his Jeffrey and Suzanne $80,000 for damages. I’m sure Bieber thought that paying more money and being a good little boy during probation would mean the end of his neighbor drama. Unfortunately for Bieber, it continues.
According to TMZ, Jeffrey and Suzanne Schwartz say that they’ve got major ongoing trauma from living next door to Justin Bieber. Jeff and Suzy allegedly spend their days and nights moaning like Bieber in a Tribeca spa; they suffer from headaches, stomachaches, and insomnia. And they say it’s all the result of Bieber’s bad behavior while he lived next door to them, especially the day he egged their house.
I’m sure there are lots of people who think Jeff and Suzy and trying to pull a get money scheme on Justin Bieber. Well, so does Justin Bieber. TMZ says he recently filed legal documents requesting The Schwartzes undergo a medical evaluation next month to determine if their alleged issues are the real kind or the shady kind. So far a judge hasn’t decided if they’ll approve Justin’s request.
Is a medical evaluation even necessary? Of course living next to Justin Bieber gave them a permanent headache! Frankly, I’m surprised their only complaints are headaches and insomnia. Or maybe their bodies are better at fighting off Bieber’s major asshole energy than mine is. Just looking at these picture of Justin Bieber’s smug face as he flips off the paps in New York earlier this week caused my blood pressure to spike.