Yesterday, Allison brought us the news from TMZ that Kim Kartrashian probably won’t have to figure out a way to make prison-made Botox out of anus-numbing cream and pen ink from the commissary, because she and Kanye West didn’t commit a felony when they recorded and posted his telephone conversation with Taylor Swift about his song “Famous.” Only “confidential” conversations fall under California’s wiretapping law and since Kanye had Tay Tay on speaker and other people were in the room, it’s apparently not considered “confidential.” But that piece of information hasn’t stopped Taylor from putting together a mock trial, starring her cats and Furby collection, to practice for the day when she sees those whores in court!
“A source close to Taylor,” tells TMZ that she has dropped a Strawberry Shortcake queef on the speakerphone defense. She’s still considering filing a police report against Kimye. The source says that Taylor did hear other voices in the room, like music producer Rick Rubin’s voice, but she didn’t know she was on speaker, so she didn’t think they could hear her. Tay believes that Kanye broke the law by not telling her beforehand that he was recording their conversation. She’s also still clinging to Kanye calling her “that bitch” in “Famous.” Tay wants Kim to release the entire hour-long recording. Because Tay says that she never gave the approval for him to call her a bitch. She’s also mad because Kanye promised to play her the song before he farted it out to the world and he never did.
- I know that most of the telephone conversations Taylor has are through a Dream Phone, but most of the time, you can tell when a trick has you on speakerphone. They usually sound like they’re 500 feet away in a damn wind tunnel. But in Taylor’s defense (typing those words hurt every inch of my tattered soul), she probably figured that since Kanye’s head is always stuck up his own ass, that’s where he was calling from and it’s extra airy in there.
- Taylor has every right to be mad about Kanye not playing the song for her beforehand, because we all know that every time she has written a song about someone, she’s played it for them and only released it after they approved every single lyric.
If Tay Tay saw a dog shaking off water, she’d sue that bitch for copyright infringement for copying her song Shake It Off, so I won’t be surprised if her delusional ass sues Kimye and files a police report against them. I hope it goes to trial and I hope that trail is televised, because I really want to see Kim say, “Oh no, that goes against my religious beliefs,” when she’s asked to swear to tell the WHOLE truth.
And in other Takedown of Tay Tay news, a street artist from Melbourne named Lush Sux did this:
And yup, soon “Taylor Smith” will get her squad to paint over that mural with a mural that reads “RIP Lush Sux’s Bank Accounts,” because her busy team of lawyers have already threatened to sue the fuck out of Lush.
And here’s future prisoner #666 Kim Kartrashian and Khlozilla leaving Milk Studios in L.A. yesterday: