The yodeling cowboy and his “Trump dog,” who brought the messiness to the outside of the RNC!
On the first night of the RNC, the dusty Hobby Lobby clearance bin version of Kirk Cameron, Scott Baio, and the chonies model many of us jacked it to in the 90s, Antonio Sabato Jr., found a way to clear their busy-as-hell schedules of fighting with kids on Twitter and (insert whatever it is Antonio does nowadays) to mouth fart up words of support for Donald Trump. But the foolery-fueled entertainment wasn’t only on the inside of the convention, it was on the outside too. (And yes, we’ll get to the Slovenian gold digger rose Melania Trump going all season 1 Brandon Walsh last night in a minute.)
In the field of demonstrators outside of the RNC, was a preppy cowboy and his bitch named the “Trump dog,” who dressed like a middle-aged dad going on a boat cruise in Cape Cod, for some reason. The cowboy asked the people to kick his Trump dog (BUT NOT THE FACE!) and when he wasn’t doing that, he kicked eardrums by yodeling out a Trump song as his pet howled. Gawker has a video of that if you feel like letting your ears know that you hate them. And here’s a short Vine of the cowboy and his Trump dog:
I don’t know if they’re anti-Trump or pro-Trump, but they’re obviously pro-attention and pro-fuckery, and that’s good enough for me. And I’ve been to the Folsom Street Fair before, so I’ve seen some shit, but this is next-level hardcore kink. I don’t think there’s a safe word at the RNC (they want you to suffer through every second of Trump speaking), but if there was, everyone in that video would be screaming it at the cowboy and his Trump dog.