Night Crumbs
…And as Tom Hiddleston ran down the beach in Australia, he thought about changing course and running straight into the ocean, but what kept him going was the recording of him saying, “You’re doing this for Bond, you’re doing this for Bond,” over and over again – Lainey Gossip
But Tom Hiddleston probably killed his Bond dreams and the closest he’ll get to playing Bond is in a production of Octopussy co-starring Taylor Swift’s cats in the theater in her playroom – Vulture
In highly important news, Rita Ora’s chonies made an appearance in public last week – Drunken Stepfather
McKayla Maroney didn’t Kylie Jenner her lips, so claims McKayla Maroney – Celebitchy
The bad news for Bethenny Frankel’s lawyers is that her train wreck of a divorce is finally over and so they no longer have anything to bill her for. The good news for Bethenny Frankel’s lawyers is that she’s now free to marry husband #3 and do the messy divorce thing all over again! – Reality Tea
Ariel Winter drips with elegance in a pair of coochie cutters – The Nip Slip
FYI: Aaron Carter felt the need to have a website in 2016, and now that website is being held hostage by an intern who was allegedly wronged – Jezebel
Joke’s on Fox News, because Roger Ailes was planning to quit anyway so that he can devote all of his time to running his crime empire on Tatooine – The Superficial
The heads of One Million Moms have popped off of their necks again, because Nickelodeon is putting a gay married cartoon couple in one of their shows – Towleroad
Jessica Alba is in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna
Here’s Kristen Stewart in half-assed Ashley Spinelli cosplay – Popoholic
Stephen Colbert got kicked out of the RNC and probably because his hair game is better than Donald Trump’s – Pajiba
My world is over after finding out that the hot piece from Yard Crashers may be out – Starcasm
I fucking hate Joseph Kahn for making me side with the Kartrashians – Popsugar
Racist trolls spewed racist troll barf at Leslie Jones – Uproxx
Add Camilla Belle to the long list of people who are loving the takedown of Taylor Swift – Just Jared
Nope. – SOW
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