Lena Dunham Was Injured By Her Flip-Flop

You probably already saw this story as a breaking news bulletin on CNN, but this highly important post is just in case you didn’t. Lena Dunham tripped over her flip-flop and ended up in the hospital. Fate obviously found her campaign to stop gun violence by defacing movie posters in NYC subway stations as ridiculous and ineffectual as the rest of us and wanted to punish her.

The Oberlin College sub-standard sushi activism supporter posted this pic on her Instagram (via Refinery 29).

But seriously I tripped over my flip-flop. Thank you to the amazing team at Lenox Hill who x-rayed me, determined it was just a stupid sprain and sent me back to work, intact but for my pride

I’m glad she’s ok because Girls needs a final season. I hate-watch that show and I need to find out if that fruit basket Hannah Horvath left outside of Adam and Jessa’s door had a pipebomb in it. However, there are some questions. Why the need for the angry/sultry Instagram photoshoot? Would we not have known she was in the hospital without the presence of the stethoscope and johnny? Are those high heels she’s wearing? Did she put those on as a joke considering her injury? Or out of spite? Is this a statement? Is it cultural appropriation to wear high heels on a gurney?

Check out some pics of Lena and Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) filming Girls in Brooklyn. Are those the evil flip-flops that hurt her?

Pics: Splash