Justin Bieber Doesn’t Want Your Gifts

July 17, 2016 / Posted by:

Irritating shithead Justin Bieber was himself irritated this weekend when a fan threw a gift at him and it ruined his “moment.” He’s lucky. It could have been someone with actual taste who heaved a rock.

People reports that Canada’s Least Wanted was playing the Boardwalk Hall Arena in Atlantic City on Friday night when he went into a snit. He grew perturbed when some generous fangirl threw a free hat up on stage. You see, his pebble of a brain was trying to remember some teen-idol philosophy about life to lay on those poor little wretches in the audience, and the free hat knocked the scribblins’ he had worked on all week between bong hits out of his brain!

“Take this moment to listen and try not to give me a hat or whatever you’re trying to throw onto the stage right now, because I probably don’t want that s–t,” he said in a video captured by a fan.

Oh my god, you guys, he is SOOOO sweet! Did you see when he angrily lectured me and referred to the puffy painted hat I spent my entire allowance on for him as “shit?‘”

Bieber then apologized for being an ungrateful canker of a boy and managed to retrieve that deep thought from his brain’s recycle bin.

“But yeah, no I lost what I was going to say,” he said. “I was deep into, like, a mode and a zone. I was – I was into it. Now I’m out of it. I’ll get it back. Just give me a second. I just wanted to take this moment to acknowledge the fact that we all have a purpose, that we all have a meaning to life and it’s not, like, we just don’t live to die,” he said in the clip. “And this life is not all struggles. I know that sometimes when we wake up in the morning, and it’s like ‘God another day.’ “

That’s exactly how we ALL feel when we awaken every morning and realize this reality still has you attempting to douche-swagger through it. Where’s that trap door when you need it?

Check out fan vids from Twitter users camdallasdonuts and hannespurpose of Justin Bieber being Justin Bieber below.

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