The SiriusXM offices in NYC had to be evacuated today (no, they didn’t) when the silicone and Botox in both Tara Reid and Jenny McCarthy boiled over and caused toxic fumes to waft off of them as they fought during an interview. We were all given a beautiful gift today when these two messes from the 90s got into a passive aggressive bitch fest. If this fight had a Yelp page, I’d write Yelp and ask them to please add an option for a sixth star, because this deserves it.
Tara was on Dr. Jenny McCarthy’s SiriusXM show today to pimp out Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens. Jenny brought up Marriage Boot Camp, which Tara is on with her piece (a piece she’s not married to), and that’s when the train slowly began to go off the rails. Tara didn’t want to talk about Marriage Boot Camp. She only wanted to talk about Sharknado. So Jenny asked Tara if she did any training for Sharknado to fight the sharks, and she spit back with, “It’s Sharknado, it’s like fake sharks, they’re rubber.” Jenny probably sensed that Tara was annoyed as hell and she’s a master attention whore who knows how to milk a moment for maximum attention, so she turned it up. Jenny brought up how Tara’s stomach used to look like lasagna that was hit with a battering ram. Jenny brought up Tara’s bad plastic surgeries and that led to them taking turns passive aggressively slapping each other with beautifully sarcastic compliments. I wish I could melt down this mess of a fight and shoot it into my veins like a vaccine:
Jenny: People talked about your surgeries before, are you past them?
Tara: No, I haven’t had any surgery for a while, Jenny.
Jenny: That’s awesome and I’m glad you’ve been kind of open about it, because I hate when people say, “No, I’ve never done anything.” And you’ve been pretty open about things going wrong and it’s….
Jenny: Hi, Tara.
Tara: I’m here.
Jenny: Oh okay, good, I thought you were talking to someone. So you look great now, so you’re good and done and not moving forward with plastic surgery?
Tara: I think I made that clear like about 100 times. You know?
Jenny: Oh, I didn’t hear that 100 times. I’m so sorry.
Tara: Maybe because you only read the bad things, but I’ve made that really clear for so many years. But it was really nice talking to you and really good luck with your show.
Jenny: Good luck to you too and I’m so excited about Sharkando and I hope you stay married-
Tara: I hope you stay married too. I’m sure he’s a nice guy.
Jenny: I will, and I hope your knees get a little wobblier than they already are.
Tara: Oh, I hope your tits get even nicer. They’re AMAZING. The same guy who did mine, right?
Jenny: They are. Yes, yes. Same guy.
Tara: You’re the best.
Jenny: Love you, Tara. Good luck with Sharknado 18.
Tara quit that bitch and later told Gossip Cop that she was “bullied.”
If only someone could’ve whispered in Tara’s ear and told her to tell Jenny, “Good luck with JennyMcCarthyBodyCount.com.” Yes, the “Good luck with Sharknado 18” was a good line, but I don’t know why Jenny McCarthy is acting like she’s better. Because when Sharknado 18 begins production in 10 years, broke and four-time divorced Jenny McCarthy will be begging Tara to ask the casting director if she can audition for the role of “Old Hooker #3.”
Here’s the audio of one of the best things both of them have done in years:
And here’s the future star of Sharknado 18 at some ESPYs party in L.A. earlier this week: