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July 15, 2016 / Posted by:

The dude from China who allegedly wore a masterful disguise to collect his lottery check so that vultures won’t pick at him for money!

None of us are going to win a humongous shit load of money in the lottery, but some of us say that if we do, we’re going to fake our death Sleeping with the Enemy-style and run off to the deserted Caribbean island we bought with our winnings and live a rich loner bitch life where naked Prince Hot Ginge impersonators will hand feed us Popeye’s and In-N-Out shipped in hourly. A man in China also wants to keep his money-hungry relatives from sniffing up his ass for cash, so he wore a Baymax costume to the lottery press conference he was forced to go to.

There’s not many details about this hero. A Redditor posted the picture above and claims that this lottery winner disguised himself as Baymax from Big Hero 6 to keep thieves and poor family members from finding out his identity. (Side note: Does Baymax always look like a sad, formerly obese jizz fish who now has a lot of excess skin or is it just that costume?)

Do they not say names at lottery press conferences in China? Or does the dude not really care about that and only cares about his face popping up in newspapers and on TV? Whatever, it’s still a smart move. And if that lottery winner really is Baymax and is trying to trick people by saying that he’s just a regular dude in a Baymax costume, then it’s an even smarter move. Get that money (anonymously), bitch!

Pic: Reddit (via Popsugar)

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