Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 14, 2016 / Posted by:

The hot dog troll daddy who gets murdered by a chick on acid in the educational anti-drug movie Case Study: LSD!

Today’s HSOTD joins the short list of posthumous HSOTDs, because sadly, he’s no longer with us since a crazy mess on a bad trip viciously killed him!

All the way back in the golden era of LSD, the Lockheed Aircraft Corporation decided that they should use their money to fund a bunch of anti-drug short films. (The people at the Lockheed Aircraft Corporation who made that decision were probably tripping on acid at the time.) One of the movies that came out of their cinematic war on drugs was the 1969 comedy masterpiece Case Study: LSD.

Case Study: LSD was supposed to scare kids into making the sign of the cross and throwing holy water at acid anytime someone offers them some, but instead, it brought the laughs out of them and probably made them want to try that shit. As we’re dropped into a sepia nightmare, we meet a gorgeous teen flower with casual Friday fembot hair who goes to someone’s apartment while already stoned. She hangs out with some dude who gives her acid and once her trip kicks in, she steals someone’s pink capris and a green and brown blouse (yup, bitch was high). And then her and the dude go down to Market Street where she buys a hot dog, and this is where our story turns into a horrifying tale of cruel hot dog troll murder!

Before biting into the hot dog, she hears screams of mercy coming from it and when she looks down, she sees that it’s a troll doll with stunningly gorgeous hair. As she conditions its flowing mane with ketchup, the troll doll begs her not to eat him. The troll doll is a troll husband and a troll daddy to 7 troll chirrun! When she tells her friend about the troll daddy in a hot dog bun, he shrugs it off at first, but she eventually convinces him and they have a thrilling conversation with the troll daddy. But even after that hot dog troll daddy begged for his life and had a conversation with her and her friend, the cruel bitch tells herself that she’s just hallucinating and takes a bite out of him. She stabs him with her teeth and when he starts screaming, she throws him on the ground and stomps him to death. This is like an Olsen snuff film!

I guess the moral of the story is that dropping acid leads to hot dog troll daddy murder. I’m honestly shocked that PETA hasn’t found a way to turn that anti-LSD movie into a pro-vegan movie. And now that I think about it, this is a really, really dark HSOTD choice for National Hot Dog Day. Before you eat a hot dog today, get to know it first, so its story can be told before you cruelly murder it with your teefs!

Happy National Hot Dog Day 🙁

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