That loud, messy cry you hear is John Travolta wailing after seeing Mickey Rourke show him all the way up in the wig department at last night’s premiere of The Infiltrator in NYC.
If anybody else was wearing a wig at last night’s The Infiltrator premiere, they definitely ripped it off, called it a night and waved down a cab as soon as they saw Mickey Rourke sashay onto the red carpet with a gorgeous frazzled skunk on top of his head. I’m not sure if that skunk on his head is trying to escape (because it can’t handle his heat) or if he meant to wear his wig that far back. Whatever the case may be, Mickey has definitely created a trend and soon everybody will be wearing their wigs all jacked-up like that. It’s like Mickey is daring a jealous bitch to try to snatch his wig, because he knows that if they try to snatch it, his skunk wig will bite back.
And maybe it’s just me (it is), but Mickey’s hairline reminds me of the hairline on Baby Abuelita:
Anything that reminds me of Baby Abuelita is forever a good thing.
Here’s more of Mickey giving you “church granny on a budget” from the neck up and “steampunk lesbian on a budget” from the neck down. I threw in pictures of others who were at last night’s premiere, but who cares about them. The only thing that matters is Mickey’s beauty!