Another day, another baby announcement! Babies are like Pokemons – they’re everywhere, and just so hot this summer. So this time the baby in question belongs to Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa Bryant. People says that Kobe announced on Instagram yesterday that Vanessa is knocked up. It also means she’s secured herself a third child support check in the event they ever go through with a divorce. Congrats, Vanessa!
Baby Mamba totally sounds like a class you drop your infant off at while you go to Zumba. Kobe doesn’t say when Baby Mamba is due, but she will be Kobe and Vanessa’s third daughter. They already have a 13-year-old named Natalia Diamante and a 10-year-old named Gianna Maria-Onore. I’m sure there will be some people out there who see that massive lapse in time since Vanessa’s last pregnancy and whisper “band-aid baby“, but no! Stop being a hater! The only thing Vanessa loves more than collecting expensive-ass handbags and apology joo-ree is hanging out with her kids. Besides, it’s not that strange to wait ten years to get knocked up, especially when you’re married to Kobe. It probably takes that long to catch him on a night where he hasn’t already emptied the contents of his balls into someone else.