Who Is June’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

July 12, 2016 / Posted by:

Because I was on vacation last week and busy drinking so much goddamn wine that I’m still pissing out whole grapes, the Hot Slut of the Month showdown is a little late. But I guess it’s never too late to pick the hottest Hot Slut who hot slutted the hottest in June.

Every month’s HSOTM contest seems to be made up of a motley crew and this month is no exception. This month we’ve got one of the most inspirational gay love stories of our time, a political type who has the endurance of a horny teenager on Viagra, a legendary drunk and a pair of rebellious Russian ass cheeks. As always, the first three got the most Facebook likes for the month and the last one was picked by me. Of course I’m going to pick the naked Russian sunbather, because she’s living everyone’s dream and we all wish we could sun our nalgas on the piping hot hate wafting off of the memaws who want us to put some clothes on. Here are your choices:

Frog and Toad -The stars of Arnold Lobel’s Frog and Toad children’s book series and the love that many gay dudes inspire to have. Although, I’m not trying to be Tom and Taylor by wearing matching outfits with my piece.

Senator Chris Murphy – The senator from Connecticut who led an almost 15-hour-long filibuster for tighter gun control laws.

Margaret Foster – The alcoholic secretary from 9 to 5 who will always have your back and cheer you on with an “Atta girl!

The Rebel Naked Sunbather of Russia – The demure Russian blossom who pissed off her neighbors by sunning her bare flowers pedals every sunny day.

Voting is below. This is a quick one, so the winning Hot Slut of the Month will be crowned on Friday. Vote with your life!


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