Night Crumbs

Lil’ Kim was one of the Queens of Hip Hop who was honored by Vh1 last night, and when she took to the stage, how many messes do you think mistook her for a Pokemon and tried to catch her ass? – Lainey Gossip 

Kate Beckinsale’s Donald Trump costume is pretty spot-on – Drunken Stepfather

This story about Adele sending a peon on a 140-mile journey to fetch her a pizza she didn’t even eat is most likely a lie, but it should still be investigated by the authorities. Because wasting pizza should be an international crime! – Celebitchy

FYI: Adriana Lima wore a red two piece in Mykonos – The Nip Slip

“And the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress goes to….it’s a tie! Brandi Glanville and Erika Jayne!” – Reality Tea 

I hope this new gay version of The Bachelor is as shitty as Boy Meets Boy because I loved every second of that mess – Towleroad

Thankfully, Larry the Cat will not become Larry the Homeless Cat – Jezebel

Kristen Stewart’s ensemble is such a mish-mash that it looks like a Salvation Army donation box shat up on her – Popoholic

Bella Thorne and her sister served up Burning Man hooker elegance in Rome – Hollywood Tuna 

We’re all going to prison – Pajiba

I guess that kid never watched The Soup, because if he did he’d know that Kim Kartrashian is only famous because of her sex tape and big ass. And I’m also jealous of that kid, because he doesn’t really know who Kim Kartrashian is – SOW

Taylor Swift visited with kids at a children’s hospital while her contract boyfriend was at work – Just Jared

JLo is totally going to fire her ghost Twitterer – HuffPo

Panty Creamer of the Day: A picture buffet of Jason Momoa’s nipples – Popsugar

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