Tom Hiddleston And Taylor Swift Are Already Talking About Making ToTay Babies

In that picture, Tom Hiddleston isn’t internally screaming so hard that his eyeballs are about to pop out of their sockets. No. Tom Hiddleston is trying to contain his boiling-over happiness while picturing Taylor Swift and himself pushing their baby daughter, Primm Rose (PR for short), in an old-timey baby buggy in front of the paps.

Taylor is currently with Tom in Australia as he films Thor 3, and if you believe E! News, then she might be spending her days meticulously planning her pregnancy announcement with her PR team. (They’re deciding between changing the lyrics to her song “Shake It Off” to “Puke It Off” and re-releasing it as a baby announcement song, or hiding a ToTay baby Pokemon in Pokemon Go.) Even though Taylor and Tom signed their contract 3 minutes ago have been a thing for only 3 minutes, her squad has already pointed at them while singing, “Taylor and Tom sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!” I am 100% sure she made her squad do that.

The source says that Tom and Taylor are already talking marriage and babies:

“This is the kind of a man she would want to marry. She has said he would make a great dad. They have talked about what they want in the future and kids are something that they would both like down the line. They have very real and serious conversations about life.

[She likes] his English ways. She has told me that she loves his accent and thinks he is so sexy. He acts very English. He is also a big tea drinker.”

Now, I’m not saying that the source is a publicist, but that sappy mess of words read like some canned shit. It reads like something a “source” would’ve said when she was dating Calvin Harris. It’d probably read like this:

“This is the kind of a man she would want to marry. She has said he would make a great dad. They have talked about what they want in the future and kids are something that they would both like down the line. They have very real and serious conversations about life.

[She likes] his Scottish ways. She has told me that she loves his accent and thinks he is so sexy. He acts very Scottish. He is also a big Irn-Bru drinker.”

And a “big tea drinker” sounds like what you’d call someone who likes to lick the nuts while getting tea bagged. But since this is Taylor Swift we’re gossiping about, I’m sure the source means that Taylor truly loves that Tom is a big tea drinker. When they play tea party with her Disney Princess Baby Dolls, Tom looks like he genuinely loves drinking her strawberry tea out of her tiny pink teacup. Only Taylor doesn’t know that Tom’s teacup is actually filled with Everclear and crushed Valium.

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