Kristin Cavallari, the former reality TV person-turned-professional famous mom and noted anti-vaxxer, recently found herself on the shit end of some internet hate. For once it wasn’t because of something dumb that came out of her mouth.
About a week ago, Jay Cutler’s wife posted a picture of her sons at the beach on Instagram with the caption: “Even though we’re not in the states, were still celebrating hope everyone has a fun and safe 4th!”
A few on the internet weren’t able to fulfill the “fun and safe” part of her message because they were too busy being “alarmed and concerned” for her kids. Apparently seeing little tiny shoulder blades and bumpy little spines really set some people off, and they decided to let Kristin know how they felt.
UsWeekly says that most of the comments were about how her sons, Camden and Jaxon, looked “very obviously nutritionally deficient” and that it wasn’t “normal” to see so many back bones without the help of an X-ray technician. They also brought up the super-strict diet she has her kids on, which included a definitely not doctor-approved homemade goat milk baby formula.
Kristin wasn’t having any of the baby body shaming, and she slapped back at everyone who suggested that her kids eat like the orphans in Oliver Twist. Kristin hopped into the comments on her Instagram post and left the following message to ~the haters.~
“Yep, I starve my children. Just blocked the most people I’ve ever blocked in my entire life. Happy 4th hahaha.”
Nothing says “Celebrate the nation’s independence” like blocking as many people as you can on social media. Truly the dream of the founding fathers.
Obviously the food situation in Kristin’s house is a little on the GOOP-y side of the scale, but I don’t know if her kids are skinny enough to be dialing CPS. When I was a kid, I was Feed The Children-levels of skinny even though I ate like Mama June with a coupon at Golden Corral. So I’m in no position to judge Kristin’s kids. I am going to judge those nosy types though. If they were really that “concerned” about Kristin’s kids, they would have spoken up right after she announced that she named one Camden, one Jaxon, and one Sailor. No children should have to live with names that sound like styles of knock-off Brooks Brothers Kids boat shoes.