Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston Are Currently Making Australia Nauseous

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston’s promotional tour (for their relationship?) has joyfully skipped on down to Australia’s Gold Coast. Here they are out last night for a “romantic” dinner. Pippi Yawnstocking and the increasingly douchey Hiddleston are still “meh” verging on to “please have a seat”, but I’m feeling their bodyguard. He looks like an aging and angry former frat brah, and I like that in a single serving.

No completely natural candid pics of the two in Australia that somehow resemble a full-on Tommy Hilfiger ad campaign have surfaced as of yet, but give Tay Tay time to locate a fashion photographer who can be discreet.

What’s more interesting (as much as a post about these two can be interesting) is the video below. An Australian TV reporter tries to talk up Tommy as he goes for a run, but he’s obviously been directed to only communicate in Instagram and pap snaps when it comes to Swifty. Cuz’ he ain’t saying shit about her. He probably signed something in blood, and had to surrender a testicle for collateral.

Keep watching for the sad children “staked out” outside their hotel. They’re supposedly waiting for a glimpse of Tay Tay. They’re even dancing Taylor’s old routines to somehow convince her to grace them with her gingham-dressed presence. PLEASE. These theater brats are so on the payroll. The only child I believe is the one whose mom drove her three hours to meet Hiddleston and burst into sobs at the opportunity to put her face in his sweaty armpit. That’s something she can take back to Tumblr.

Tom Hiddleston being interviewed in the Gold Coast and was asked about Taylor Swift. His answers: “I don’t know”. pic.twitter.com/l3vBPXv9Hf

— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) July 10, 2016

Check out Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston arriving and leaving a restaurant in Australia below.

Pics: Splash