Night Crumbs

Celine Dion stepped out in Paris today wearing a sloppy oversized Titanic sweatshirt that the internet tells me costs $885. Although now that its been worn by the greatest singer IN THA WORLD, I think they can go ahead and change the number on the tag to: $Priceless – Lainey Gossip

Farrah Abraham is mad at Dr. Drew for calling her a porn star. How dare he! Calling her a “star” suggests she was successful at it – Reality Tea

Courtney Stodden took a tumble, but I think all the silicone in her chest broke her fall – The Superficial

I see Rita Ora is going through a Beyonce circa 2011 phase – Drunken Stepfather

Gigi Hadid’s shorty sweat-suit ensemble would be 100% hotter if it was pink, velour, and had SEXY written in crystals across the ass – Popoholic

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants had a reunion, or as it would be known today on Instagram, The Squad of the Snatched Waist Trainer – Popsugar

Blac Chyna is on the Rob Kardashian diet – Celebitchy

Single Wilmer Valderrama is doing “very good“, and I’m guessing that’s because he doesn’t have to proof read Demi Lovato’s crazy-ass tweets anymore – Just Jared

Ramona Singer pulled a Scott Disick – Jezebel

…Katharine McPhee, on the other hand, remembered to take out the PR instructions first – SOW

Maybe it’s just my busted eyes, but all these pictures of Nina Agdal look like they were shot in front of a green screen and edited together in CorelDRAW – Hollywood Tuna

Aubrey Plaza comes out as bi – Towleroad

Leonardo DiCaprio’s love of models goes way back – Huffington Post

“Fingermouthing” isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds – Pajiba

Refined British lady Charlotte Dawson “accidentally” flashed her crotch crumpet – (NSFW) The Nip Slip

Bernie Sanders might officially endorse Hillary Clinton next week – Boy Culture

Mariah Carey: still on a yacht (as she should be!) – WWTDD

See you tonight in my nightmares, cartoon humanoid Col. Sanders rooster! – Egotastic

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