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July 8, 2016 / Posted by:

It feels like the country is crumbling into a billion pieces and every time I open up the internet* or Twitter or anything like that, another piece of news takes another layer off of my already raw soul. (*I’ve been traveling with my mom and she says, “Open up the internet,” when she wants to look anything up so it stuck with me.) So when I went through my email yesterday, it was nice to get a small spark of pure happiness in my inbox.

During a Fourth of July parade in Monroeville, Pennsylvania, a long trail of silver glitter covered the streets when master baton twirler David Peters twirled FOR. HIS. LIFE! While giving the people “the love child of Matt Lucas and a bolt of lightning,” David and his magic baton twirled in unison and sent flecks of red, silver and blue sparkles into the eyes of the public. I’m sure the people of Monroeville are still picking diamond dust out of their eyelashes and eyebrows.

After David’s Fourth of July extravaganza performance went viral, he talked to WTAE-TV. David works as a pharmacy technician day, but in his free time, he transforms into a sparkly leotard-wearing jolt of YES who touches the feet of the angels above with his flying baton. David has been twirling a baton since he was 7 years old, and nowadays he said that he mostly does it to put a smile on the face of his partner who has cancer.

Screw Macy’s and their little fireworks show. The real Fourth of July show was on the streets of Monroeville. Twirl, David, twirl!

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