Hot Sluts Of The Day!

July 7, 2016 / Posted by:

Karla (as played by Nancy Mette) and Simone (as played by the late Caitlin Clarke), the NYC hookers that Mick meets in Crocodile Dundee!

Because Crocodile Dundee is pretty much a family movie, when Mick meets two prostitution whores outside of a bar, they’re two of the squeakiest clean pussy peddlers in all of NYC. It’s like they got a family-friendly makeover from Rudy Giuliana. Karla is the giggly one who is like Carol Kane with three dashes of Annie Potts, and Simone is the one who’s like Jennifer Beals if Jennifer Beals played Tony Montana’s sister in Scarface.

Just when Mick is about take them out on a beautiful, wholesome date, their dick scab of a pimp has to cock block them and ruin it all. That pimp is really in the wrong game, though. Dude should be a ventriloquist because he can make his mouth look like it’s saying “fuck” but instead the word “screw” comes out:

Linda Kozlowski was ten layers of glamour and hot in Crocodile Dundee, but I wouldn’t have been mad if that shit ended with Mick taking one of the hookers out, falling in love with her and saving her from LIFE ON THE STREETS by bringing her back to Australia with him. It would’ve been like the Vegemite Pretty Woman!

(Thanks Lahoma)

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