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July 6, 2016 / Posted by:

Sarah Louise Bryan’s pubic hair “dress“! 

Have you ever taken a shower in a hostel bathroom that hasn’t been cleaned for centuries and looked down at the clump of jizz-encrusted crotch shrub hairs, dead crabs and dampened ass dingles and thought to yourself, “What I wouldn’t give to have that transform into an elegant and demure ensemble?“. Well, Sarah Louise Bryan of the city of Wakefield in England is the Grand Prospect Hall of fashion artistes, because she make your dreams come true.

Sarah became a BREAKING NEWS story when she made a dress out of Skittles (Side note: I wonder how many times her ass heard, “I wanna taste your rainbow.“) and now she’s back with an outfit that’s fit for Cinderella if Cinderella was going to a scat ball and her fairy godmother hated her (and was also on the wrong kind of crack).

Sarah claims that she created a ball gown and a formal bra made out actual and real hair from the heads and genital zones of humans. Months ago, Sarah asked people on Twitter to donate their hair for her project and she tells The Mirror that she got thousands of responses. She spilled out these words about the two-piece that looks like Khloe Kartrashian’s used-up butt waxing strips:

“I decided to make another design following the Skittles dress, I wanted to beat Lady Gaga’s meat dress. I wanted to beat her at the title of most disgusting dress so with the help of asking for pubic hair on Twitter.”

She also claims that it took her months to make:

“I set to work with my eye mask, breathing mask and thickest gloves I could find, because who wants to eat pubic hair? I thought of the design because of how gross it is. I thought what would be the worst thing to have on your dress.”

Who wants to eat pubic hair? I guess Sarah has never been on Craigslist, because I am 100% sure there’s an ad somewhere on there from someone looking to eat pussy bush hairs. And if Sarah wanted to make the grossest and most disgusting dress ever, she should’ve made one out of Affliction t-shirts and CROCS. I was going to call this the most elegant ensemble ever, but I can’t, because Sarah didn’t make a delicate necklace out of the crabs she found in all that pubic hair.

Pics: Facebook, @Itssarahbryan

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