E! is confirming that Rihanna and Drake are indeed and once again a thing. Here they are exiting London’s Tape nightclub at 5:30 AM. Brexit what? This is the REAL news from the UK!
God, 5:30 AM is so late/early. Hearing birds singing their irritating morning song as you leave the nightclub/party/dumpster you were drinking behind is the most depressing sound in the world. It’s like the soundtrack for a suicide attempt.
Wheelchair Jimmy has supposedly been obsessing on RiRi ever since they parted bongs. According to E!, an “insider” tells them that “he still loves her and never stopped.” This would be totally heart-warming if we weren’t talking about self-absorbed millionaires limo-ing around the world while you have have to deal with that annoying Mandy chick from Marketing who is so fucking loud on the phone. Shut up, Mandy.
And when commenting on this “Open Post,” please make sure and take a shot at guessing what the hell Rihanna is wearing. There’s some denim, and some fringe, and some prairie and that belt. She’s really challenging us here.
Salivate over more pics of Rihanna and Drake leaving Tape in London below.