Archives: July 2016

Birthday Sluts

July 30, 2016 / Posted by:

Delta Burke (60)
Diana Vickers (25)
Nico Tortorella (28)
Gina Rodriguez (32)
Yvonne Strahovski (34)
Hope Solo (35)
Misty May-Treanor (39)
Jaime Pressly (39)
Hilary Swank (42)
GloZell (44)
Elvis Crespo (45)
Tom Green (45)
Christine Taylor (45)
Christopher Nolan (46)
Simon Baker (47)
Terry Crews (48)
Vivica A. Fox (52)
Lisa Kudrow (53)
Alton Brown (54)
Laurence Fishburne (55)
Richard Linklater (56)
Kate Bush (58)
Ken Olin (62)
Frank Stallone (66)
Jean Reno (68)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (69)
Paul Anka (75)
Peter Bogdanovich (77)

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Night Crumbs

July 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Katy Perry calls Orlando Bloom “Lando.” The only right response to that mess is Billy Dee Williams throwing a third-degree side-eye as Lando CalrissianLainey Gossip

Oh whatever, I’m sure Melania Trump has a PhD in gold digging, a masters in shopping and a Bachelor’s degree in copy + pasting from Trump University – Celebitchy

Meryl Streep is probably going to join forces with Emily Blunt again for that Mary Poppins sequel that doesn’t need to exist  – Jezebel

Goopy Paltrow wants to consciously uncouple from Goop one day and that’ll be a dark, sad time, because who will enlighten our minds with pieces about pussy steaming? – The Superficial

Irina Shayk looks sweaty, confused and bored while wearing a crucifix. That was pretty much me every time my abuelita dragged me to church – Drunken Stepfather

I bet that someone got bitched out by Uncle Andy Cohen…. – Reality Tea 

Only Bai Ling could be the epitome of demure opulence in a dress-thing made of vacuum belts – Egotastic! 

Nicole Scherzinger’s face looks different – Popoholic

“Torturing fish” is another thing that Lindsay Lohan is doing while yachting in Italy – SOW

Tyler Posey probably didn’t come out as gay, but he did come out as a troll – Towleroad

You now know where to go if you ever want a free shower – Hollywood Tuna 

Hillary Clinton’s got a hot nephew whose eyebrow game is very Count Chocula – Boy Culture

A topless Melania Trump mural exists – IDLYITW

No. – Just Jared

Yes! – Popsugar

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Okay, So Lindsay Lohan Is Probably Just Pregnant With Booze Bloat

July 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Go ahead and take apart your end-of-the-world bunker, because it doesn’t look like the apocalypse is coming anytime soon since Lindsay Lohan probably doesn’t have a baby in her body. (Although, you may not want to take apart your end-of-the-world bunker right away, because Trump could still win in November.)

Michael Lohan really wanted us all to think that a half-Russian ATM baby is growing in his daughter’s womb. Michael claimed that LiLo texted him with, “Daddy, I’m pregnant,” and he believed her, because LiLo never lies! But today, LiLo’s friend, socialite Hofit Golan, told a different story.

FYI: Joe Jonas Has The Biggest JoBro Dick

July 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Fresh off from spreading his nipples all over social media, 26-year-old Joe Jonas slid into Andy Cohen’s clubhouse last night (no, not like that) to promote something or another, and as model Ashley Graham sat next to him, he played a little game of Plead the Fifth. During the game, the shifty Siamese Cat in a suit asked Joe to play “Shag Marry Kill” with his ex pieces Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift and Gigi Hadid. Joe said he’d marry Demi, fuck Taylor and kill Gigi. I figure that Taylor’s idea of “fucking” is cuddling while making shadow puppets on the ceiling, so okay, Joe. But Before that little game of FMK, Andy asked Joe which JoBro’s peen situation is the largest.  Andy asked Nick Jonas the same question a few weeks ago, and surprisingly the master gay baiter pleaded the fifth. But Joe answered by saying, “This is Nick’s words not mine, but he said he was going to say me, so I’d say me.”

Well, Joe just gave sick bitches who are into gay incest porn some material to fap to by painting the image of all of the Jonas Brothers comparing peens.

Andy Cohen supposedly has a degree in journalism, but I couldn’t tell based on that clip. The part about Joe’s dick size was unprofessional, sloppy, amateur and it really offended me. I mean, Andy didn’t ask any follow-up questions! Every journalism major knows that when your interview subject tells you that he’s got the biggest dick in his family, you don’t just move along. You say, “How long? How thick? If you don’t know, I’ve tattooed a ruler on the inside of my mouth and we can check in the bathroom during commercial break.” If Barbara Walters watched last night, she was probably so embarrassed for Andy. Even Barbara would’ve followed-up with, “Okay, Joe, if your dick was a tree, what kind of tree would it be?

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Open Post: Hosted By The Only Real Star In The Celebrity Big Brother House

July 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Allison is out today, because it’s National Lasagna Day, and even though it’s an American holiday, she still takes it very seriously. So it’s just you, me and the legendary elegant blossom Samantha Fox!

Celebrity Big Brother started up again in the UK yesterday, and it feels like every season, the producers try to stretch the definition of “celebrity” more and more. They’ve outdone themselves this year, because if you’re not British and don’t follow British TV, the list of “celebrities” will have you saying “WHO?” so much that your co-workers will think that an owl somehow got into the office. But that’s okay, because Samantha Fox is in there and she has enough star power to fill up the house, the city of London, the country of England and the world!

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