Archives: July 2016

Kim Kartrashian’s Knipples Are Just As Powerful As Adele’s Vocal Cords

July 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Harper’s Bazaar’s September issue should’ve been called the “Necrophilia Issue,” because that picture has about as much sexiness and charisma as a picture of a crime scene photographer taking a picture of a dead body. No disrespect to crime scene photographers and dead bodies.

The publishers of Harper’s Bazaar are probably going to be hit with a class action lawsuit from subscribers who no longer have eyeballs because that shit rolled out of their faces and out the door while reading the magazine’s Q&A with Kanye West and Kim Kartrashian. It reads like one of those Facebook quizzes filled out by a fart bubble and a queef bubble.

Keshia Knight Pulliam’s Divorce Situation Got More Dramatic

July 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Two days ago, we learned that Keshia Knight Pulliam was going through a whole Dr. Phil-episode’s worth of relationship awfulness with her husband of six months, former NFL player and one-time RHOA husband Ed Hartwell. A week after Keshia announced that she was knocked up with Ed’s baby, he filed for divorce and demanded a paternity test. It’s nowhere near the worst reason that a former Cosby Show cast member has found themselves in the news for recently, but it’s definitely not great.

Keshia and Ed’s situation got even more complicated. Rudy Huxtable sat down with Entertainment Tonight last night and told her side of the story.

Kanye West Publicly Kongratulated Kim Kardashian On Her Snapchat Skills Last Night

July 28, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s been almost two weeks since Kim Kardashian rinsed the salty blonde victim tears off her husband’s reputation by releasing several Snapchats of a conversation about the song “Famous” between Kanye West and Taylor Swift. And ever since then, there’s been no end to the reminders of the second time Kim took down a snake on camera. Kanye kept the party going last night by reminding everyone at a Drake concert about What Kim Did. You know, in case any of us accidentally got amnesia in the past 12 days and forgot. Thanks, Kanye.

Hot Sluts Of The Day!

July 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Pokémoan, the line of Pokemon dildos!

Every serious business person knows that you gotta strike while the iron is hot, and in this case, you gotta strike the pussy while the Pokemon is hot. An Etsy sex toy seller based out of Australia is selling four limited-edition dildos that are perfect for the Poke-head who wants to unwind after a long day of catching Pokemon by catching Pokedildos with their fuck parts. Your dreams have come true if you’ve always wanted to make your ass looks like a Pikachu is trying to burrow up into it Richard Gere-style and if you’ve always wanted to snatch a Squirtle with your snatch.

You can get all four for ONLY AU$270.97 or you can pick between “Charmy” (which looks like Heat Miser’s dick), “Bulby” (which looks like the Jolly Green Giant’s dick and nuts), “Squirty” (which looks like one of the Blue Man Group dudes in a Ninja Turtle costume) and a Pikachu tail ass plug. The descriptions alone may make your Jigglypuff jiggle. (I don’t speak fluent Pokemon, so I have no idea what the hell I’m saying.)

’Bulby’ – A grass type Pokémoan. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have. It’s seed is 5cm wide and 4cm tall and its body is 16cm tall and 3.5cm wide.

‘Charmy’ – A slightly thinner, fire type Pokémoan with a flaming tail. Standing 18cm tall and 4cm wide at its widest point Charmy gives intense orgasms everywhere it goes.

‘Squirty’ – A water Pokémoan. Squirty has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back. Its bubbly head measures 4cm wide whilst his body measures 6cm wide and 14cm tall.

‘Piky’ – This small electric type anal Pokémoan is a perfect size for the average Pokémoan trainer. Piky is an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team. Its insertable size is 2.5cm wide by 4cm tall and his tail is 8cm long.

And if there’s nothing there for you, I’m sure they’re working on more fuck toys like a Bellsprout Fleshlight and a string of Weedle butt beads!

(For Jon)

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Birthday Sluts

July 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Georgia Engel (68)
Cher Lloyd (23)
Soulja Boy (26)
Nolan Gerard Funk (30)
Dustin Milligan (31)
Zach Parise (32)
Billy Aaron Brown (35)
Jacoby Shaddix (40)
Afroman (42)
Nicole Narain (42)
Elizabeth Berkley (44)
Alexis Arquette (47)
Lori Loughlin (52)
Sally Struthers (68)
Jim Davis (71)
Peter Cullen (75)

Pic: Getty

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