Last week, Keshia Knight Pulliam announced on Instagram that she’s knocked up with a baby girl by posing with a pink cupcake (because I guess Clearblue ran out of sponsored celebrity pregnancy announcement packs). I’m sure at the time she would have never thought that only a week later she’d be dealing with both morning sickness and divorce papers, but here we are.
People magazine says that Rudy Huxtable’s husband of six months Ed Hartwell, who’s a former NFL player and the ex of one-time Real Housewife of Atlanta Lisa Wu, has filed for divorce. Rudy and Ed dated for four months last year before getting engaged on New Year’s Eve, which was followed by a surprise wedding in their living room sometime in January 2016. Ed lists “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for why he wants Keshia to join Lisa Wu in the Ex-Wives of Ed Hartwell Club.
Filing for divorce after only six months of marriage is messy enough. Serving your wife divorce papers while she’s knocked up with your kid takes it to an even-messier level. But that’s not where the craziness ends. TMZ says Ed has also demanded that Keshia prove who the daddy is. Ed’s rep told The YBF that all he wants right now is a paternity test for the baby. That’s right, we’ve entered Maury territory.
So far, neither Keshia nor Ed have said anything about this on social media. But TMZ does know that Keshia isn’t feeling this divorce. According to the documents filed by Ed, Keshia is contesting the divorce. She has 30 days to file a response, which may just include walking into a courtroom with her giant knocked-up baby bump on display saying “This. This is why I don’t want to deal with a divorce right now.”
“Oh, so that’s what I looked like when a boyfriend dragged me to an Uncle Kracker concert in 2003” is what I thought while watching Susan Sarandon’s face go on a journey from “fuck this” to “no, really fuck this” to “no, no, really fuck. this.” in a matter of seconds while sitting in the audience at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia last night.
Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan publicly requested privacy regarding the infomercial steam cleaner-sized messy situation with her fiancé Egor Tarabsov. But she didn’t say anything about leaking typo-filled text messages threatening to kick her fiancé’s ass from her father. Lindsay, you’ve really got to be more specific when it comes to your family.
The sewers threw up when Johnny Depp finally took a bath – 38chrysler
Looks like a bad case of carmydia. – johnny boy
This style goddess at last night’s Democratic National Convention!
During last night’s DNC, the camera panned to this Democratic tulip a few times, and I was too paralyzed by her glamour to take a picture. But thankfully, Michelle Collins was able to operate her phone and tweeted this screen portrait of my fashion idol of the night in an opulent “President Hillary” brooch, a stunning custom-made POTUS and FLOTUS dress and a humongous Easter Sunday church hat whose circumference was wider than the circumference of Pluto. That hat shaded her eyes from the jealous glares given by people who looked down at their dowdy, dusty ensembles and wished that they would’ve worn a gorgeous look like hers.
I bet that the people behind her didn’t even mind that her King Kong’s contact-sized hat blocked their entire view, because they got a clear view of the look that IS beyond the look.
Kevin Spacey (57)
Elizabeth Gillies (23)
Taylor Momsen (23)
Bianca Santos (26)
Francia Raisa (28)
Grace Gealey (32)
Tamyra Gray (37)
Kate Beckinsale (43)
Chris Harrison (45)
Jason Statham (49)
Jeremy Piven (51)
Sandra Bullock (52)
Nana Visitor (59)
Dorothy Hamill (60)
Roger Taylor (67)
Helen Mirren (71)
Mick Jagger (73)
Darlene Love (75)
Joe Jackson (88)
Workers are still mopping up coochie cream from the floor of the San Diego Convention Center and that could mean only one of two things: Carrot Top showed up shirtless to Comic-Con or Charlie Hunnam showed up to Comic-Con. It was the latter, and yes, Charlie Hunnam’s Smart Water bottle is really happy to see you – Lainey Gossip
Lea Michele’s oiled-up chest dumplings were at Comic-Con too – Egotastic!
Christopher Walken says that if reincarnation is real, you will want to come back as one of his pussies – Celebitchy
Iggy Azalea showed off her “12 cans of Fix-A-Flat” ass – Drunken Stepfather
Believe it or not, other trailers besides Wonder Woman and Justice League were shown at Comic-Con – The Superficial
Kim Zolciak shocked a nation when she Snapchatted her visit to her plastic surgeon’s office. We all thought that her ~beauty~ was 100% natural! – Reality Tea
Crispy Ronaldo’s abs look like a grenade dipped in George Hamilton’s jizz – Towleroad
That red zombie thing whose name I don’t know (no nerd here) was really awed by Brie Larson’s ass – Popoholic
Okay, but did the mess who played Pokemon Go at a Beyonce concert catch any? – HuffPo
Peter Dinklage can’t say benenvolent, and I apparently can’t spell it – Jezebel
Christie Brinkley is hot! And I’m not referring to her sweat stains – Hollywood Tuna
John Barrowman is a cosplay master – Pajiba
Don’t you just hate it when your piece uses too much teeth? This cat feels your pain – OMG Blog
Justin Timberlake got accidentally slapped by a creepy fan. That fan should be punished to the highest extent, and by that I mean he should be forced to have dinner at Jessica Biel’s restaurant – Just Jared
The cast of One Tree Hill reunited – Popsugar
Marni Nixon, the singing voice for Audrey Hepburn, Natalie Wood and many more, has died – Boy Culture
The last time I wrote about the human estrella wrapped in grace and charisma was over 4 years ago when he was laid up in a hospital in Cleveland, OH with cardiac problems. A 50,000 person deep prayer circle was formed because none of us wanted to live in a world without Puerto Rican astrologer and glamour icon Walter Mercado in it. The star baby of Galileo and a Spectra doll wasn’t as worried as we were, because he read his future in the stars and knew that he would live and go on to tell everyone what would happen if the orange tonsil stone from the Celebrity Apprentice became the President of the United States in 2016.
Walter created an astrological chart to see what the future would look like if “President Donald Trump” becomes a real thing that exists. It feels like the world is already self-destructing, but according to the future-seeing Puerto Rican blossom, the world will really eat shit if Trump becomes president. Walter gave his findings to People en Español in Spanish, and The Miami Herald translated his words into English:
“I did a chart about what I see in the future and the present of this monster, this backwards person that can lead not only the United States, but the world, to total destruction. He has no knowledge of politics and no knowledge of any type of diplomacy. He is a person that thinks money can buy anything and thinks that you can buy the conscience of all of humanity. The conscience cannot be bought with these policies that are so insulting and offensive to the human race.
I am totally, completely and absolutely in favor of Hillary, and astrologically, she is the better prospect. God willing, the stars will align so that we will have the right president.”
In related news, I’m watching CNN right now and Anderson Cooper just announced that the Democratic National Convention has been canceled and all of the speakers have been sent home. Because now that Walter Mercado has officially endorsed Hillary Clinton, nothing else needs to be said!
Rob Kartrashian deleted every pic of Blac Chyna from his Instagram and he unfollowed her. I should just end the post here, because I’m sure all of you immediately jumped out of your chair and ran to the nearest church to pray to all of the santos to keep these two together for the sake of genuine love.
Earlier this month, Vanity Fair’s Rich Cohen came dangerously close to throwing the earth’s water levels off balance by excessively drooling over actress Margot Robbie. In it, he went a little overboard with the compliments: he called her the next Audrey Hepburn and talked about how beautiful she was to the point that James Blunt was probably like “Okay, we get it.” Margot had two movies to hustle (The Legend of Tarzan and Suicide Squad), but Rich Cohen never really got to that because he was too busy asking her about her sex scenes in The Wolf of Wall Street. He also referred to Australia as “throwback America.” The internet wasn’t really feeling it and neither was Margot Robbie.
Margot spoke to Australia’s The Project (via Entertainment Weekly) about that Vanity Fair interview, and she says she was a little weirded out after talking with Rich Cohen. Not fully weirded out, mind you; Margot said she’s experienced creepier creeps and grosser grossness.
“I remember thinking, ‘That was a really odd interview. I don’t know how that’s going to come out.’ And then when I read it, I was like, yeah the tone of this is really weird. Like, I don’t really know what he’s trying to get at or play at. But I didn’t expect there to be an uproar about it. I’ve read far more offensive, far more sexist, insulting, derogatory, disgusting things on a daily basis.”
I know there will be people shouting “Don’t encourage them!“, but I sort of want to know what kind of far more disgusting things Margot has read. I can do without the sexist/insulting/offensive stuff, but the disgusting I’m into. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s probably not that difficult to find. I’m sure if I scroll far enough down in the comments of the Suicide Squad trailer on YouTube, I’ll find someone named “FedoraDan69” asking if and where they can purchase Margot Robbie’s used Harley Quinn booty shorts. “Scroll far enough” – listen to me, acting like it won’t be the 4th comment from the top.
Here’s Margot at Comic-Con this weekend (with a special guest appearance by Cara Delevingne).