Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 30, 2016 / Posted by:

Disclaimer: That picture is not of the bear that stars in this story and is today’s HSOTD. As far as I know, the bear in the picture above is innocent and is not the kind who is into criminal mischief and ruining the party of a baby. I used this picture, because sadly, there’s not a picture of the hero bear who ruined a baby’s party for the love of cupcakes!

Little Jackson Merrill of Juneau, Alaska, was celebrating his first birthday at home with his parents and some others when a black bear crashed the party and ate all the deliciousness. The Juneau Empire says that last Saturday, Jackson’s party was going down when suddenly everyone heard a cracking sound, and the cracking sound was coming from one of the two skylights in their living room.

And before they knew it, that skylight cracked and out dropped a bear into the Merrill’s living room. A bear hasn’t crashed a party like that since John Travolta showed up uninvited to Tommy Cruise’s slumber party in the Scientology bathhouse.

The bear and Jackson had a staring contest for a few seconds before everyone busted out of that room. Some of the guests ran upstairs and some ran into a room next to the living room. Once that party-crashing bear got itself together, it made its way to the dining table where it feasted on pure deliciousness. Jackson’s mother put it like this:

The bear walks over and puts its paws up on the table and starts licking his birthday cupcakes, and I’m just like, you’ve got to be kidding me,” said Bishop, 33, who was watching the spectacle from the kitchen behind closed glass doors.

The bear enjoyed the red and green cupcake frosting while Bishop opened a door on the other side of the room that led to the backyard. The couple then yelled and “shooed” at the bear until it casually ambled out the door.

Like many of us, that bear loves itself some cupcakes and so after it strolled out the door, it went to the back of the house where it peered through the window, hoping it could get back in and get some more sugary goodness in its belly. But at that point, Jackson’s daddy ran next door, grabbed some bear spray and maced the poor cupcake-loving bear. That was the bear’s cue to give up his cupcake mission and go back into the words. No word if Jackson’s daddy is related to that lady who pepper sprayed our Hot Slut of October 2015.

I mean, who wouldn’t crash through a skylight during a 1-year-old’s birthday party to get some cupcakes? That hero bear gave Jackson a true birthday to remember, so at the very least, it deserves some cupcakes. And now I know that if I ever want some cupcakes, all I have to do is put on a bear costume and crash a child’s birthday party. But with my luck, the child’s parents will be equipped with tasers and tase my ass. But for some cupcakes, it may be worth it.

Pic: WilliamsNews

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