Case in point, former Hot Slut of the Day AND Month and fabulous icon for dogs everywhere GARY FISHER! You know a movie premiere is major event when A-list celebrity dogs are invited. I bet Amanda Seyfried’s famous pooch Finn called up his agent immediately after he saw this picture and barked them out for not scoring him an invite. Gary came with his human, Carrie Fisher, and her daughter, Billie Lourd. Billie has the right idea. Rather than attempt – and inevitably fail – at trying to yank some attention away from Gary, just accept it and guide everyone’s eyes to the true star of the family.
There was also some fabulous non-dogs at the premiere for the Absolutely Fabulous movie too. The premiere was held earlier today in London, of course. And if there’s anything I know about British people, they are really good at bringing ten tons of tacky glamour to an event. Let’s take a look at some of the best, shall we?
Obviously the actual stars of Absolutely Fabulous were there, Joanna Lumley and Jennifer Saunders, and they were surrounded by fabulousness. It’s like the first rule of red carpets says: Don’t bother walking up one unless you’re flanked by a group of drag queens. (I’m pretty sure that’s the first rule?)
This group is like the It’s A Small World of drag queens. You’ve got My Little Disco Pony on the far left, then Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, a bunch of blondes, Poison Ivy’s tougher sister Poison Sumac, “Oh No-sferatu You Didn’t!“, Glimmer from She-Ra in the back. I don’t have a name for the beauty on the right, but she kind of looks like she’s plotting to make Cookie Monster her third husband.
Speaking of beauties, this stunning creature also walked the red carpet.
The internet tells me this is a “multimedia post-pop artist” from London named Pandemonia. And my eyes tells me her face is as natural and authentic as a Kardashian’s. But not everyone was fabulous. Please see: Jerry Hall.
I’ll excuse the flats. You’ve got to be able to move quickly in the event your old husband gets confused on the red carpet and wanders off. But those chalky white pantyhose?!? Jerry NO! You’re married to a billionaire. You can afford the finest nylons woven from the finest silkworm’s asshole. Those cheap L’eggs are the opposite of fabulous.
Here’s more from the AbFab premiere. Honorable fabulous mention goes to Jane Horrocks for wearing a track suit. Edina would be into it.