Night Crumbs
Camila Alves met Matthew McConaughey ten years ago. According to an estimate I pulled out of my ass, this means she’s sat through approximately 1,298 beachside bongo solos, eaten 6,381 beer butt chickens, and heard 86,254 “Alright alright alright“s. I know it’s only been 10 years, but Camila deserves a lifetime achievement award for that – Lainey Gossip
I know inanimate objects don’t have feelings, but I can’t help but feel really sorry for the headphones stuck in the middle of Pauly D and Aubrey O’Day while they made out like gross horny teens at the mall – Reality Tea
LOL of the day: A source claims Taylor Swift is normally “very reserved and private” – Celebitchy
Apparently Heaven exists, and it’s located in northern Costa Rica – Hollywood Tuna
A famous YouTube person named Calum McSwiggan wants you to know he didn’t fake a hate crime – Towleroad
Rihanna’s song for the new Star Trek movie helped some of the cast of Star Trek heal after Anton Yelchin’s death – The Superficial
You’d think a billionaire could afford a less janky-looking inflatable pool unicorn – Drunken Stepfather
Here’s Dakota Fanning keeping it PG while doing the thirsty Instagram thing – Popoholic
And here’s Jennifer Garner doing a pap stroll with wet hair – Popsugar
Hercules has endorsed Donald Trump – Jezebel
I wonder how many cease-and-desist notices these living latex sex dolls have received from Kris Jenner (“Plastic-faced whores are MY game“) – OMG Blog
49 celebrities tell the stories of the 49 victims of the Pulse shooting in Orlando – Huffington Post
Taylor Swift’s best friend is getting married, which means Taylor Swift will have another wedding to upstage…I mean, go to – Just Jared
90s Steve Buscemi can get it – Pajiba
Speaking of the 90s, Crystal Pepsi is back! And yet BoKu is STILL sitting in the 90s beverage graveyard – SOW
Here’s Rebecca Hall in a bikini, if that’s what you’re into – The Nip Slip
…but if half-naked buff dudes in underwear are more you’re thing… – Boy Culture
Emily Ratajkowski must have realized it’s been 0.6 seconds since the last time she posted some bikini selfies, so she attempted to make up for lost time – Egotastic
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