“Oh wait, that’s not the legendary Noxzema Girl? Screw this, let’s go then.” – everyone in that picture including the cops and her bodyguard.
Just like her acting skills, Blake NotSoLively’s style to me is usually boring wrapped in meh and stuffed in blah. But while leaving her hotel in NYC yesterday, drops of 80s/90s glamours shot off of her body and landed on my eyes. I can practically smell the scent of the rubber from the Clairol Benders she used to achieve that mane of blonde spiral perfection, and if I keep sniffing, I think I can smell a tiny whiff of Tribe perfume. Blake’s stylist must have been going for these 3 looks in one swoop:
- Assistant manager at Judy’s who drives a brand new Honda del Sol, has a boyfriend named Chad and can get you into any Maxi Priest show because her dad is a dentist and works on the teeth of his touring manager.
- The off-brand version of Totally Hair Barbie sold exclusively at Pic ‘N’ Save.
- The original host of Club MTV who got replaced by Downtown Julie Brown because she couldn’t read the cue cards.
And all of those looks put together are the look to the third power.